YoingtotheHolyBlessing—why?—itisanall-girlhighschoolrunbyacatholicchurch.Don’tworry—thesisterswon’tactuallywashyourbrainwiththeirchurchdoes—teachersareteachers;theyteaotvertanystudentintoaChristian.Theyareasfiheteachersinothernormalhighschools;theonlydifferehattheywearacrosspendantontheirnecks.

  Soyouwodistractedbyunnecessaryeaiorchasedaroundbyfilthy,sex-thirstyhighschoolboys...Trustme—MommywenttherewhenIwaslittle,soIknow.Mommyknowwhat’sthebestforyou,Ariel.

  It’sclosertohome,soyoudon’thavetowasteyourtimeonuting.Besides,Mommydon’tlikeyoutogoofaroundinthedowntowerschool—headstraighthome,youuand?

  FirstGirls?—Youdon’thavetogothere,doyouhaveto?—Mommyheardmostofthegirlsouttherepyreallyhardaswelsstudyhard—andnotonlythat.Rumorhasit:thatschoolisnowofficiallyoccupiedbyhomosexuals—GoodHeavens!NowtheNationalEducationisteagourchildrentobeeahomosexual—mostsdalous!Mommydon’twantyoutogetpoisonedbyhomosexuality.Boysarebad;lesbians?—evenworse:theyturnigirlsintotheirownkind—that’swhy—theyarezombies.Youhavetoadmitthathomosexualityisastagiousasviruses,andthelesbiansaregoingtotakeoverourbeautifulIsnd—you’llsee.

  Mommydon’twantyoutogetcaughtinthedegeeatmosphereinFirstGirlsauallysquanderyourtimewhenallyouhavetodoisstudyforthecollegeentranceexam—Mommywantyoutostudyiheleadinguies,likeyourMommy.IwenttoNXUmyself,soyoushoulddothesame.

  Besides,ifyouwanttogetadmittedintoNXUviatheMulti-StarProject,thecesarebetterintheHolyBlessingthaninFirstGirls.Youdon’thavetopetewiththeFirstGirlsstudents—why—theylovefierpetitiohemhavewhattheyaskfor.WhathaveMommytaughtyou?Chooseyouropposwisely,ifyouhavetofightacrucialfightyoumustnotlose.

  Eventhoughyouareinased-rategirl’shighschool,theHolyBlessingImean,Mommystillwantyoutobecrèmedecrèmeamoudents.So,youwillhavetostudyintheirHumanityandSocialScecss.Don’tworry.Itstilltsasae”theschool,thoughnotasgoodastheMathematidSceotherleadinghighschools.Don’tworry—MommywillgetthebestteacherstheHolyBlessingoffer—crèmedecrème,Mommyassureyou—how?—don’tyouworryaboutit.MommyhasMy“way”—youdon’tfrown,nothingtoworryabout—Mommyjusthaveto“talkto”some“people”—youwilllearnfromthebestteachers,somakesureyougetgoodgradesinthefollowier,youhear?

  Good,mysweetheart.

  Enjoyyhschoollife.

  【好好享受你的高中生活，乖nV儿。】